It looks like the latest legal drama for Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is over — at least for the time being. The “Jersey Shore” star was released by authorities on Friday after filing charges for disorderly conduct.
The Chief of Police gave this statement about the incident to Us Magazine:
“On Friday at approximately 15:23 hours, Nicole Polizzi was acting in a disorderly matter while on the beach… Miss Polizzi was escorted from the beach by patrolmen and placed under arrest for disorderly conduct … near the boardwalk. She was transported to police headquarters and later released on a summons.”
A spokesman for the department ultimately said that Snooki will ultimately end up getting a fine following the incident. More than anything, the real punishment for her crime is the public humiliation.
Ummm did you just say the real punishment is public humilation? Clearly someone doesnt watch Jersey Shore. I’m pretty sure Snooki has humiliated herself publically more than any person in the history of the world.
I’ve never seen a video take a more unexpected turn. I was like what the fuck am I watching for the first 20 seconds then BOOM old babe juggling her ass off.
I’ve seen a lot of weird dances in my day but I’ve never seen someone rock out this hard.
Is it wrong that I’m a little turned on? If yes, then I dont want to be right. Because this woman is jazzing her tits off, and I think I’m in love.
If there is not another move involved here, I don’t like the trade. We basically just traded our top young pitcher who is under team control at a low salary until 2016 and another young pitcher who was rated our 8th best prospect. We get back a guy in Jackson who has a ton of talent and is more proven than Hudson but has just been a mess this year other than his no hitter, and lets be serious who hasn’t thrown a no-hitter this season. We will pay him 1.5mm this year and then 8.5mm next year and then he is a free agent and we might not be able to re-sign him with all the money were are paying the other 4 in the rotation (peavy, buehrle, Floyd, danks).
The upside of this deal is that Cooper has proven many times that he can work his magic on a young pitcher with talent (ie. Danks and Floyd) and Jackson has awesome stuff. Also, you can never fault Kenny for trying to win now and Jackson is without a doubt a better option than Hudson short term.
I still don’t think this is the last move though….I think we land Dunn by tonight for Jackson and another prospect.
Fake fact: Joel Osteen once spent 5 days in a Reno jail for assaulting a Denny’s employee at 4am because, according to Joel, the waiter “snickered when I ordered the Meat Lover’s Scramble.”
The Spy’s Take: Always go with the Grand Slam at Denny’s. Joel is an insecure idiot.
Beverly Hills Ninja - Encore - July 31st 8am - This movie got nowhere near the credit it deserves. It’s vastly underrated in my book. Poor Chris Farley went and killed himself because you assholes didn’t give this movie its due. For shame. Make it up to the hilarious dead man but watching it this weekend.
Shark week begins 8/1 on Discovery Channel - YES! FINALLY! I’ve been waiting for Shark week since it last ended. Some people think Shark Week is getting a bit “long in the tooth” (pun intended). Not me, I’ll watch any show about sharks and I’ll watch it multiple times. Hell, I’ll watch it over and over and over and over and over and over and over…..
Survivor Man Marathon - July 31st Science HD - So what if Les Stroud is just a pussy version of Bear Grylls? Being half as manly as Bear Grylls is like saying you’re half as good at basketball as a prime Michael Jordan. You’re still Lebron James. Hayooooo.
Events
Oyster Shucking Lessons, July 31st 1-3pm, Mercato del Mare - Besides the fact that I just love saying the word “shucking”; That’s right, “SHUCKING”; I always wanted to learn how to properly “SHUCK” an Oyster. If you’ve never seen a guy who can shuck oysters like, well, like it’s his job; it’s pretty bad ass. I’m always down for looking bad ass.
Brooklyn Burger Eating Contest, July 30th Queens NY - Now I’m not pegging THG’s demographic as a group of overweight young to middle aged men but, well, who am I kidding? You guys are a fuckin mess. So, join your fellow sub human brotheran and try your hand at this burger eating contest.
Worlds Largest Corn Dog Contest Jluy 30th, Ionia MI - Fuck yes. Sometimes dreams do come true. Corn Dogs are the greatest. There’s only one problem with them. They’re too god damn small and unsatisfying. I have been dreaming of the day when they start supplying grocery stores with 1 to 1.5 pound corn dogs. Maybe this is the beginning? Let’s hope so damnit.
Guitar Hero Tournament July 31st 2pm LA - Los Angeles. Tinseltown. The home of beautiful weather and beautiful women. But in case women and weather aren’t really “your thing”, I’ve got something for you shut ins to do as well this weekend. Who knows, maybe you could end up meeting this guy…..
Early Thursday, professional wrestling legend Hulk Hogan was reported dead via several Web stories. The wrestler was said to have drowned.
Some reports indicate that the Hogan death hoax may have started a few days ago. Thursday, it reached its peak when the drowning story reached millions of social media users.
There is no telling where the rumor started, however, Hogan, who has experienced a failed marriage and other personal setbacks of late, was likely not prepared to begin his day with millions of his fans under the impression he had passed.
There is also little reason to doubt the report, as several pro wrestling icons have died tragically since the sport became a mainstream attraction in the 1980s. Hogan was at the fore and a key figure in what made the WWE, then WWF, a household name.
I guess this is the good and the bad with the internet. On one hand you get millions of turtle videos and weird stories from Asia and on the other you get vicious vicious rumors that really pull at the Big Cat’s Heart Strings. I mean come on internet, are you trying to kill me? Did you want me to have to take 2 weeks of bereavement? Because I would. I even told my boss in my interview when he asked if I had an special circumstances or things he needed to know about. I was like yeah, when Hulk Hogan dies you won’t see my ass for 14 days.
But in reality I am not mentally prepared for Hulk’s death and to tell you the truth I don’t know if I ever will be. I just always kind of assumed I would die first and that Hulk would be mourning my death, not the other way around.
So seriously internet, cool down. I can’t handle these types of stories, even if they have been proven to be false. Chances are I’ll get drunk tonight and say to myself “Wait, did Hulk really die?” and then I’ll get all depressed and shit. Not cool.
Just need to watch some old clips to get my mind right.
