No way he did steroids.

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White Sox (Jackson) -132 vs Indians (Masterson

Grand Salami Over 132

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What a dick this guy is. And honestly I couldn’t be less impressed. Acting all tough stealing a bunch of frenchie’s hats and teasing them. Whats the worst that could happen, they throw some cheese at you and start whining? Whatever, keep playing in the minors and I’ll keep being unimpressed.

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Jesus Christ this guy is fucking tough. I know I’m sitting in Chicago and he is at GNN World News Headquarters but I seriously am kind of fearing for my own life right now. The crazy part is that I thought Kung Fu was some ancient Chinese art, something that took years of practice and extreme dilligence. Little did I know all you need is some fast moving hands and a bunch of constipation noises. Looks like I’m well behind the game and I have no one to blame but myself.

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Is eagle claw kung fu a real thing? Because if it is I’m afraid Steven Seagal isn’t a black belt in it and that just can’t happen. We need to get him a lesson with this guy ASAP

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Any one else shocked that this guy is the only owner and host of GNN News network. Like how has no one ever tried to buy shares in GNN? How has this guy not been bought out? Just makes no sense.

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NEW YORK — A couple who left their car parked in a long-term lot near Kennedy Airport during a trip to California were trying to figure out what their car has been doing without them. Mimi and Ulrich Gunthart said their car odometer reading jumped by 724 miles while they were out of town. Ulrich Gunthart said he was “flabbergasted” when he saw the number. Another surprise: when they returned to the car and started it up, a music CD came on at full volume.

David Menter, a regional manager for AviStar parking, said the company investigated and looked over inventory logs but “found nothing out of the ordinary.”

He said there have been no similar claims by other customers, and the company will be reviewing its procedures.

The Guntharts said the incident won’t stop them from parking at the lot again.

Pretty sure you just got your ass ferris buehlered dude. Pretty fucking simple if you ask me. And this whole “investigation” was a crock of shit. This thing reeks of an inside job from the word go. Some weird parking lot attendant who sits and watches jerry springer 24/7 while eating funyons and skittles just took your whip for the joy ride of the century. 724 miles? Thats a lot of fucking miles. I’m no geographer but I’m pretty sure thats coast to coast and back. Just blasting his tunes on high the whole time, blowing the shit out of your sweet bose subwoof.

So tough shit Ulrich. Your car just cheated on you hardcore. Its like you went away for an extended vacation and your girlfriend banged all your friends. She may still be your girlfriend when you get back but that shit will never be the same.

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What kind of maniac keeps track of their miles? Honestly, if you asked me how many miles were on my car I would guess somewhere between 70,000 and 250,000. That’s me narrowing it down right there.

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Fact - Did you know you share your birthday with at least 9 other million people in the world.

Spy’s Take - I refuse to believe this

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Look at that crackback! Kid just got blown the fuck up. Straight de-cleated. And if you watch the video all the way to the end you see theres just no way he’s getting up after that. He’s done. In fact he may still be laying on the ground wherever this was taken just wondering what the fuck happened.

Can football please get here already. I’m getting pumped up watching 9 year olds pancake block, translation, I have problems.

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Do you think I could wear this thing on casual fridays? Yeah Tupac is controversial but everyone loves dolphins so I think it plays.

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An Evansville man is behind bars after police say he exposed himself to several people at two Owensboro colleges.

Officers were called to Kentucky Wesleyan College where they say John Lord was seen in a stairwell of the administration building.

They followed him to Yale Drive and Frederica Street where he was arrested.

Police believe Lord is the same person seen exposing himself last week on the campus of Owensboro Community and Technical College.
He faces two counts of indecent exposure.

Hmmm, I’m going to go with my gut on this one and say I think they have the wrong guy. Just look at John Lord, he doesn’t seem like the type that would go around a bunch of college stairwells flashing his cock to anyone and everyone. He seems like a pretty regular guy, an upstanding citizen.

I may be wrong on this one, but like I said, something about him just doesn’t say cock  flashing pervert. John Lord is better than that.

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In all seriousness you cant really blame John Lord, he’s just following the old saying and dressing for the job he wants.  Its just too bad no one told him that that saying doesn’t really apply to the job of  convicted dick flasher and public masturbator.

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Is this baby serious? Newsflash baby, you’re just a stupid baby, you haven’t done anything cool to warrant you making out with yourself. Do something awesome first then maybe you can start kissing yourself, but right now you’re kind of hooking up with a nobody. Do you want that reputation? That notch on your belt? The baby that hooks up with losers. I don’t think so.

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I do this every single morning. Wake up, look myself in the mirror, say “Big Cat, you’re going to blog your dick off today” and then I give myself a nice wet one right on the lips.

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I can vouch for myself, I’m a great kisser.

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If You’re Not Getting Up For Them You’re Never Getting Out Of That Chair

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