I don’t trust Atlanta’s offense in the Superdome and on the other side of the ball every defense is giving their best performance against Drew Brees. Take the under
Under 48.
Totals Of the Week - 1-1
ShareThis kid can fucking shred. Probably beating women off with a stick.
As always check back for some saturday weirdness and NFL fun on Sunday.
Next time you see me I’ll be in bright lights!
Have a Good Weekend….
ShareHey, you guys want to order a couple of pizzas and watch that Bama - Arkansas game tomorrow?
Nah, I’m good, I’m just going to work on this can of Fish Assholes over here.
ShareLook at this DJ scratch. Just laying down some serious beats. Too bad he’s a Rays fan from Florida, which means he probably smokes meth and jerks off his little cat penis in Wal-Marts across the panhandle.
PS
As hot as this DJ is, thing still has nothing on Play It Away Cat.
The Spy’s Take: Picturing that huge guy from Billy Madison with the shirt, “Guns don’t kill people, I do.”
Before we get going on the picks this week I just wanted to point out a little fact. Last week the underdogs went 10-5. What the Fuck? That shit is not supposed to happen until week 13 or 14 not week 2. Week 2 is supposed to be fairly predictable. Thankfully I’m a master at not only never admitting my faults but also deflecting all blame on to others. So the lesson as always is, its not my fault that I sucked, its the NFL’s. Fuck you NFL.
I didn’t really mean that, I love you with all my heart NFL, I just talk crazy sometimes.
Picks…
Atlanta @ New Orleans -3.5 - Saints got lucky to escape with a W on Monday night and their defense looks vulnerable, but I just can’t bring myself to back Matt Ryan at the Superdome. I swear to god his line every week is the exact same 15-24, 205 yd, 1 td. No more matty ice, its matty “Anything over 8 yards is an incompletion”.
Buffalo @ New England -13.5 - The Pats played one of the worst second halves I have ever seen last week. If they duplicate that performance they will win by 3 touchdowns.
Pitt -2.5 @ Tampa Bay - Chaz Batch Alert. Chaz Batch Alert. I fucking love Chaz Batch. Something about him just screams NFL quarterback. Guy can throw lasers out there.
Sidenote- Did everyone know Ronde Barber was still in the league? That was a complete mindfuck. I guess I kind of assumed that he and Tiki retired together.
Sidenote 2 - Who wins in a smiling contest Hines Ward or Ronde? Those guys just love to play football.
Dallas @ Houston -3 - This has trap game written all over it but I don’t give a fuck. I watched the Cowboys play last week and they Stink. Jason Garret somehow went from the genius of offense to a 5 year old doodling with crayons in a matter of minutes. Must be all that time he’s been spending with Shit For Brains Phillips. Dumb is contagious people, be careful.
Suck on that red coats, you can’t stop Samuel Whittemore. Guy is like Rambo 1, 2 and 3 combined.
Steve Miller just slinging hot fire in your face. Is it bad that I want to get married right now just so I can get a divorce and pay this guy to get nasty. I’d go 12 rounds with Steve Miller in my corner any day of the week.
PS
I’m stealing that illiterate boob insult. Just start throwing it around town like its going out of style. Fucking illiterate boobs, theyre the worst.
PPS
I’m pretty sure I myself am the definition of an illiterate boob. Oh well.
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