Hey Rex, maybe instead of worrying about swearing and being the funniest coach in the NFL you should worry about coaching your team. 1,000 penalty yards, a qb that has no idea how to read a defense and awesome decisions like Dustin Keller’s above. Talk about being prepared.
But at least the Jets won the preseason championship. They got that going for them, which is nice.
Love the double monday night football. Nothing like burning all 6 hours with some extra football on a Monday Night.
Ravens +1 vs NY Jets - Did the Jets win the 2009 Super Bowl because it sure feels like it. I honestly have never seen a 9-7 team get more undeserved hype in my entire life. They beat a 1 dimensional Bengals team and a Chargers team that loses every year in the first round. Lets wait until they do something for real during the season before we start sucking any popsicles.
Chargers -4 vs Chiefs - This line makes me nervous. The Chargers won the west last year and beat the Chiefs by an average of 29.5 point in their two games. So what has changed? Chargers lost a couple defensive names and the Chiefs young defense is a year older but that shouldnt change the game that drastically. I think the Chargers win by a 7-10 points.
This Week 6-5-2
Season 6-5-2
Gets good at 57 seconds
Oh shit son, Jacob Isom just dissed the fuck out of those Quran burning crazies. “Dude you HAVE no Quran”. Way to really shove it in their face bro.
I’ll tell you one thing, Jacob Isom is for sure getting his s d’ed tonight. I mean the bowl haircut/rat tail look probably already had the ladies going crazy but if there was any doubt that Jacob Isom was getting laid it was put to rest the minute he forced that Quran fumble and took it to the house for 6.
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I’m not into Quran burning, just not my cup of tea, but if I were into burning religous books and offending billions of people I would be fucking PISSED when Jacob Isom stole my Quran. Nothing dampers a good Quran burning like a nerd stealing your shit.
ShareThe Spy’s Take: According to the North Korean press, Kim Jong Il had 5 hole-in-ones on his first round of golf in 1994
Add this to my worst nightmares list. Being banned from America and being creeped on by ducks. I wonder if I can get out of work for Antidaephobia? You laugh, but once you have it like I do you quickly realize how crippling it can be.
(The Sun) - A British teenager who sent an email to the White House calling President Obama an obscenity was banned from America for life, The Sun reported Monday.
The FBI asked local cops to tell college student Luke Angel, 17, his drunken insult was “unacceptable.”
Angel said he fired off a single email criticizing the U.S. government after seeing a TV program about the 9/11 attacks.
He said, “I don’t remember exactly what I wrote as I was drunk. But I think I called Barack Obama a [expletive]. It was silly — the sort of thing you do when you’re a teenager and have had a few.”
Angel, of Bedford, in central England, said it was “a bit extreme” for the FBI to act. “The police came and took my picture and told me I was banned from America forever. I don’t really care but my parents aren’t very happy.”
A Bedford Police spokesman confirmed they had spoken to Angel about the email. Officers will take no criminal action.
Joanne Ferreira, of the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, said there are about 60 reasons a person can be barred from visiting America.
She said, “We are prohibited from discussing specific cases.”
Hey Sha Zukang, you better watch your ass bro. See what happens when you talk shit about America, boom, banned. This kid didn’t even know what hit him. One minute he’s thinking he is some internet tough guy, probably thought he was pwning the shit out of Obama, and next thing you know he is permanently banned from the greatest country in the entire world. Hey Luke Angel, have fun surviving when the rest of world sinks into the ocean and America is literally the last place on earth. If theres one thing America knows how to do its a good boycott. Cuba, North Korea, and now Luke Angel. You just got your ass kicked out of the cool kid’s party, deal with it.
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I wish they publicized that list, you know, so old Big Cat could tow the company line. Committing crimes is one thing but getting kicked out of America is easily my worst nightmare.
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Since when could you just email Obama? How the fuck does that work? Do you think Obama saw that email from Luke Angel at like 3 am and got all pissed off, throwing shit and having a temper tantrum?
I bet obama has a hotmail account or something weird like that. And you can bet your ass Michelle has that password, she’s got old barry on lockdown 24/7.
ShareFuck man, talk about depressing. Mario and I are the same age and he’s done way more shit than me. Its like Mario - 1,283 (banging princess peach, beating over the rainbow as winged mario, kicking king koopa and bowser’s ass, etc…). Big Cat - 1 (I was pretty good at beer pong in college).
Whatever, if that fat little plumber wants to play me in a little 12 cup I’ll kick his little animated dick in, guaranteed.
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No bouncing
So I was watching football all day yesterday totally blocking out ever car, beer, and boner commercial when all of a sudden I was totally blindsided by this textees ad. Seriously, what the fuck is this thing? Is this really a product? Are people that fat and stupid that they keep mashing keys and texting the wrong numbers? I think this may be the tipping point for us as a society. Like yeah we’re fat but who gives a fuck. Well folks I guess I do now. Because the only think more embarrassing than having fat disgusting fingers is having to put a rubber texting aid on said fat disgusting fingers.
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I kind of want to get a pair and just whip out my blackberry in a meeting. See what the reaction would be. My guess is that I would be fired, and rightfully so. If you can’t text message without help from an aid you seriously need to give up on life.
Share(Newser) – There was more than just chocolate chips in one Georgia man’s box of Chocolate Chip Crunch cereal, and now he’s suing. Thomas Roddenberry claims he bought the box back in 2008, poured his first serving, took a bite, and then found…a used tampon in the bowl. He and his wife are suing the grocery store chain where he bought the tainted box, as well as the cereal manufacturer, the Macon Telegraph reports. Roddenberry claims the box was sealed, and says he sustained physical injuries “from the adulterated food.”
Talk about waking up on the wrong side of the bed. I should just start telling people in my office that this happened to me. “Hey Big Cat, why so grumpy this morning”? I don’t know, maybe because I ate a fucking Tampon with my Fruit Loops this morning.
Honestly though, and this is me being dead serious here. I think the only move after you eat a used tampon is to just murder yourself. That’s just something a man isnt mentally equipped to cope with. Just not in our DNA. Because you could go on to be the President of The United States but to all your friends for the rest of your life you’ll be known as the guy who ate a tampon and swallowed some period blood. Gross.
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