I was Kenny Powers on ectasy after the 1 oclock games yesterday. I had Detroit, I had the Steelers, I had the unders, I was feeling good but more importantly, I was looking great. Then the 4 oclock games happened and I puked all over myself. Just totally shit the bed. An ugly performance. But thats life, sometimes you think its a good idea to eat some drugs and show up at a 7th grade dance. Just like sometimes you think its a good idea to bet on David Garrard and Jason Campbell. We all make mistakes, but no excuses, its back to basics, refuse to lose.
I’ve been wrestling with this game all day long. Saints are better but I’m always nervous about the home dog on Monday Night. Will it be like San Fran’s blow out win against a heavily favored Cardinals team last year? Or will the San Fran from week 1 show up?
At the end of the day you can’t back a dog unless you think they can win outright and I just don’t see it happening tonight. So I’m going with the Saints -5 and a whole lot of man love from Jaws for Drew Brees, the best quarterback in the National. Football. League.
I’m never cool with intentional nut shots but I have to say this kid kind of deserved it. Don’t want to get smashed in the balls? then share the sack. Hacky sack is a team game, everyone knows that. That’s the first lesson you learn in hackey sacking 101.
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Does that kid not have balls? He was kind of laughing there, weird.
If that was me I’d be doing two things 1)projectile vomiting and 2)making it rain with haymakers.
Former wrestler Chyna aka Joanie Laurerwas rushed to the hospital on Monday (September 20) and is currently hospitalized at the UCLA Medical Center after she took an overdose of Benadryl.
The 39 year-old, who appeared on Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew for her alcohol addiction, apparently couldn’t sleep and decided to take 4 to 5 times the prescribed amount of Benadryl last night. Earlier this morning, Chyna woke up, but couldn’t walk and started throwing up.
Chyna is getting fluids through an IV in ER and she is expected to make a full recovery.
You can’t tell me that this isn’t related to X-Pac getting arrested on Friday. I just won’t believe it. God is coming after Degeneration X and he’s coming Hot. So someone do me a solid and call Triple H and Shawn Michaels and let them know they should stay inside until this whole thing blows over.
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Did we ever find out if Chyna was a dude or not? Was that confirmed?
AMSTERDAM, N.Y. — Police arrest an Amsterdam man accused of driving drunk twice in the same night.
Police say Richard Guerra was first spotted by police on Division Street around 3:30 a.m. Sunday with his high beams on and his stereo blaring.
Police say when the officer approached Guerra’s car, he noticed several open containers of alcohol. He was then given a field sobriety test and arrested after he failed it.
Guerra was arrested for DWI and turned over to a family member.
Several hours later, police pulled over a car on Market Street. Once the officer approached the car he realized it was once again Richard Guerra. He was given another field sobriety test and failed again.
Guerra was re-arrested for DWI and failure to keep right, and was sent to the Montgomery County Jail.
We need the Supreme Court on this case asap because Richard Guerra got set up like a motherfucker here. You can’t be arrested for DWI twice in one night, that’s illegal. He didn’t go to sleep, he didn’t change his clothes, he’s rocking out on the same exact drunk, therefore you’re arresting him twice for the same exact crime. I’m no lawyer but I’m pretty sure that’s a little thing we all know as entrapment. Entrapment states if you ever in your life get arrested for something, you can’t then get arrested for that same thing. Its like a bingo card, you can’t hit G-15 twice, that would make no sense.
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Someone needs to teach Richard Guerra the meaning of inconspicuous because I’m pretty sure radio blaring, high beams on, and empty cans in your car at 330 am is not it.
(Newser) – Add “burglary” to Randy and Evi Quaid’s still-growing rap sheet. The Quaids have allegedly been squatting in a Santa Barbara guest house on a property they used to own, and are accused of causing more than $5,000 in damages to the house. Cops arrived Saturday after being called by the new owner’s representative, who showed proof that the Quaids sold the property years ago (though they told the police they still owned it, and had since the 1990s).
The troubled couple was arrested and charged with felony residential burglary, the AP reports; Evi Quaid was also charged with resisting arrest. The Quaids, of course, are already infamous for last year’s misadventures, in which they were charged with skipping out on a $10,000 hotel bill. Relive that wild ride by clicking here.
What the fuck is going on here? Did everyone know that Randy Quaid was some two bit burglar now? Why wasn’t I made aware. My world is absolutely rocked by this. I mean we’re talking about cousin Eddie here, heartbreaking.
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After watching that clip and seeing this story I’m starting to think that old Randy didn’t have to do all that much acting as cousin Eddie.
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Whats with Randy’s wife? Honey, you just got arrested for the 3 billionth time, might want to lose that shit eating grin.
(Newser) – Laos villagers caught a rare animal known as the “Asian unicorn,” only to have it die while in their care. No biologist has reported seeing a Saola, which actually has two horns, in the wild; all existing pictures have been taken by villagers or automatic cameras, the BBC reports. These villagers caught a male Saola in August, brought him back to the village, and notified authorities. By the time they got there, the animal was dead.
“The death of this Saola is unfortunate,” says a conservation spokesperson. “But at least it confirms an area where it still occurs and the government will immediately move to strengthen conservation efforts there.” The Saola, first declared a new species in 1992, resembles an antelope but is believed to be closer to wild cattle. It is listed as a critically endangered species.
Sorry Laos but that’ s not a fucking unicorn. It just isn’t. But I get it, say you captured a Unicorn, get in the news, and have everyone remember that Laos is a real country. Hey don’t hate the player hate the game right? And that’s all good and fine, but once you’ve reached your goal of getting the world to remember that Laos is actually a country you need to let it go. Because I may be dumb but I’m not that dumb. There are cows with horns and then there are unicorns. You have the former, I have the latter….
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And people wonder why I don’t go to weird countries. They’re finding new species every day in Laos. How the fuck does that happen? Document all the animals, provide me with a detailed list, give me 6-12 months to train myself to kill all those animals if attacked, then I’ll come visit. Hey, I dont make the rules, I just live by them.
I mean I like doing The Hot Glove and all but I get no street cred. People messing with me all day everyday and I can never defend myself. Well looks like I just found the solution, Snap Diva. Because no one fucks with a snap diva, that’s just a fact.
Step to me at a bar, I’ll fucking medusa snap you in the face. Take my parking spot at the grocery store, I’ll point snap you in the eyeball. And don’t even think about cutting me in line. You cut a snap diva in line and you’re getting your dick sling snapped clean off.
So if this is my last post on The Hot Glove don’t be surprised. You can find me walking up and down Michigan Ave snapping the shit out of the City of Chicago. Hey, that’s the life of a snap diva.
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I’m definitely getting “Precision, Pose, Placement” tatooed on my back. Everyone will be asking me what the fuck that means and I’ll just give them the old maxi snap and walk away.
A Queens reconstructive gynecological surgeon had two lawsuits filed against him by former employees claiming sexual harassment and laser treatment bribery. Jiyeon Byun and Susan Dombrowski accuse Dr. Robert Rho of groping them, kissing them, making unwanted sexual comments and trying to buy their affection with free treatments. Dombrowski even quotes Rho as saying, “I should liposuction your belly and transfer the fat into your breasts.” Should this be shocking, coming from a man specializing in “vaginal rejuvenation” and “clitoral hood reduction” surgery?
Dombrowski also claims that after a complimentary facial laser treatment in 2009, Rho began kissing her ears and said, “Why are you being ungrateful? I just gave you a free laser treatment. You should treat me nicer!” She was allegedly forced to resign two months after she took the job. Byun said he tried to woo her with tickets to Broadway shows and trips to Atlantic City while his wife was working in the office. He invited her to dinner, and she said, “I was in shock. I did not put myself there to make him happy or anything. Then he kind of kissed me and I was frozen.” Just a friendly reminder that when you opt for reconstructive surgery, make sure your vagina is in the right hands.
See this is why I don’t go to the doctor. People look at me crazy when I say I haven’t seen one in almost 5 years but really theyre the crazy ones for falling into such an easy trap. I mean yeah I want to be healthy and all but its just not worth getting kissed by a pervert. Thanks but no thanks.
For me it basically comes down to live with a bum ankle, or get sexually harassed by a doctor. And that is the easiest choice in the world. You just never know with doctors, one minute you’re trying to be a responsible adult doing responsible things and the next you got a Vagina Doctor talking to you about giving you lipo and putting it into your biceps. Sorry bro, my biceps are plenty big on there own, don’t need a clitoral hood specialist getting all up in my business.
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Could Robert Rho please do us all a favor and lose the stache, he’s giving everyone with a flavor savor a bad name, asshole.
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Clitoral hood reduction surgery. I don’t even want to ask what the fuck that is because I’m deathly afraid of the explanation I would receive.