Seriously, what the fuck? Its like no one has any respect for a good old fashioned gang bang anymore. Back in the day it was totally cool to leave your cat or dog out when you’re having a train party at your house. But now. Now its like everyone wants to gang bang and steal your cat too. Fucked up.

I’ll tell you one thing, if this is a sign of the times, that you can’t have a nice little gang bang without your cat being ganked then I have no hope for my generation. None at all.