(AFP) - After billions of years the Sun finally has an owner — a woman from Spain’s soggy region of Galicia said Friday she had registered the star at a local notary public as being her property.

Angeles Duran, 49, told the online edition of daily El Mundo she took the step in September after reading about an American man who had registered himself as the owner of the moon and most planets in our solar system.

There is an international agreement which states that no country may claim ownership of a planet or star, but it says nothing about individuals, she added.

“There was no snag, I backed my claim legally, I am not stupid, I know the law. I did it but anyone else could have done it, it simply occurred to me first.”

The document issued by the notary public declares Duran to be the “owner of the Sun, a star of spectral type G2, located in the centre of the solar system, located at an average distance from Earth of about 149,600,000 kilometers.”

Duran, who lives in the town of Salvaterra do Mino, said she now wants to slap a fee on everyone who uses the sun and give half of the proceeds to the Spanish government and 20 percent to the nation’s pension fund.

Well this day officially sucks. Its not bad enough that its the first day after vacation and I want to kill myself now I have to deal with this fucking wack a doo from Spain telling me she owns the sun. Fuck that noise. I’m not paying rent on the sun, no fucking way. The sun is overrated anyway. Thing doesn’t even do anything, just sits there and acts all hot. Maybe if the sun entertained my ass I would consider throwing some skrilla down, kind of like a pay per view movie, but under the sun’s current entertainment package I’m passing. Just not worth it. I’ll find a cave and hang out with my old friend evan. Smashing x-boxes, sucking daffy duck’s dick, you know, regular teen werewolf shit.

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You’d think the owner of the Sun would be a tan bombshell from a beach resort. Kind of ironic that its some dried up chap stick from Seattle Spain.