Fairplain, W.Va. An unwanted sexual advance landed a Ripley woman in jail after she allegedly brandished a knife to get her “request” met.

Jackson County Sheriff’s Deputy R. Mellinger responded to a possible domestic dispute at the I-77 Motor Inn near Fairplain last Friday. Upon arriving, Mellinger met Danny R. William, James A. Watson and Melissa L. Williams; Danny and Melissa are estranged spouses who live four doors down from each other within the I-77 Motor Inn.

Mellinger stated he observed Melissa to be naked from the waist down, sitting in a living room chair, inside Danny’s apartment.
According to the complaint, Danny and Watson told Mellinger that Melissa came to the apartment intoxicated, asked each of them to perform a sexual act on her and took off her pants and underwear, which Mellinger observed lying on the floor at her feet.

Danny stated that he declined the invitation, however, Watson agreed he would perform at her request. The complaint states that as Watson approached Melissa, he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor and declined to precede any further.

It was at this point Melissa allegedly produced a lock-back folding knife, pointed it at Danny and stated, “somebody is going to [perform a sexual act on me] or I’m going to cut your [expletive] throat.”

Come on James Watson you know the rules. If a woman breaks into your house, gets naked from the waist down, and demands sexual favors at knife point you do it. Vaginal odors be damned. Its go time.

Not to mention you can’t just change your mind after such a blatant guy code infraction. Takes some serious balls to be hooking up with your friends ex-wife in front of your friend. I don’t know the intricacies of Danny and Melissa’s relationship but I’m pretty sure Melissa Williams was really asking Danny to fellate her like the good old days. You kind of butted in on a moment there.  I mean don’t you have to kind of expect an estranged marriage to be reconciled by knife point? Isn’t that pretty common place in the West Virginia motor home scene?

This whole thing was a friendship test for James Watson, and he just fucking failed.

PS

This may be the craziest story ever posted on The Hot Glove. I’ve read this thing front ways and back 10 times and I’m still feeling like a boxer that just went 12 rounds. Confused, wobbly legs, seeing stars. Just keep losing my balance when I get back to “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor and declined to precede any further” .

Its kind of like how your brain can’t mentally comprehend the vastness of the universe. No matter how hard I try my brain can’t physically comprehend everything that went down in that trailer home.