Would You Rather Feel Like You Always Have To Sneeze Or Always Have To Fart?

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Brutal. Just brutal. I’m tempted to say neither, and go with death, but that would be cheating. So what’s worse? I’m not really a big sneezer. Like you know how some people are just born sneezers. That’s not me. I sneeze maybe 10 times a year, tops. So the sensation of having to sneeze is much more foreign than feeling like I have to fart. Feeling like I have to fart happens anytime I enter a situation where it is socially unacceptable to fart. Walk into a meeting, gotta fart. Get into an elevator, gotta fart. Its uncanny. So I guess with that said its sneeze all the way. I’ll just think of pineapples all day everyday to get me to stop feeling like I have to sneeze. Learned that trick from Pete and Pete back in the day.

Pick - Always having to sneeze