CHARLOTTE COUNTY, FL -

A traffic stop in Charlotte County ended with a man and woman in jail. Deputies say both of them tried hiding the drugs in some unusual spots.

Officials we spoke to say it all started when they spotted 46-year-old Cheryl Goulding get into Steven Cooper’s car. They say Goulding had just left a known drug house.

Deputies say Cooper, 49, blew through a stop sign and that’s when they stopped and searched the vehicle.

They say that is where they found the first bag of cocaine.

Cooper was placed in the back of a patrol car. And Goulding, deputies say, stood close by with her belt unbuckled.

In a report from the sheriff’s office, deputies stated that they asked Goulding if there was anything in the front of her pants.

Goulding responded by pulling a glass crack pipe from her vagina, deputies reported.

But the drug charges didn’t stop there.

Deputies say Cooper also tried to hide two zip lock bags filled with marijuana and drug paraphernalia in the back seat of the patrol car. But he wasn’t successful.

Deputies we spoke to Thursday explained they search their patrol cars anytime someone gets in or out.

They say if they find something once the suspect gets out, it could lead to more charges.

And that’s just what deputies say Cooper did. Deputies took him to jail and just as he was getting out of the car, they found yet another bag of cocaine in the back seat.

In all, two bags of cocaine, a bag of marijuana and a glass crack pipe were found on Cooper and Goulding.

Deputies say no matter where you hide it - they’re going to find it.

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Hey you can’t knock Cheryl Goulding and Steven Cooper for a lack of effort. Like two squirrels hiding nuts for the winter, they’re stashing their drugs high and low, in vaginas and car seats, doing whatever they can to get out of that stop sign violation. There are two types of people in life. Those that give up when the going gets tough, pack their bags, admit their wrongs, and go home. And then there are those that go out guns blazing, putting drug paraphenilia in their genitals, hiding drugs in cop cars, fighting till the bitter end. Right or wrong you can’t knock the hustle.

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I’m pretty sure when you have Steven Cooper looking for good hiding spots its safe to say you’re not getting away with the crime. Not exactly my number 1 choice for eyeing  good places to stash the weed if you know what I mean.