To say I want to be an Agressive Accroskier would be the understatement of the year. I can barely regular ski and I already know my destiny is professional Accroskiing. You saw what I saw. There is no one cooler on the face of this planet than an Accroskier, espeically one dressed in a purple and neon ski suit. Its like all the cool things about ballet combined with all the macho things about skiing. Accroskiing, I’m so fucking jealous right now.

PS
I’m officially off Soccer.