He may have, but the day is still young…

I think bakes just won comment of the week with that one, well played sir

huh? never really pegged David Wells for a midget fucker

Glad to see that Flan and AJ finally settled their differences. SHITBALLS!

Too bad that’s not poison ivy..

How has this kid not been a Macho Man Monday?

Grams wishes her kittens were only hangin’ ten underneath that sweater.

Vaya con dios, grandbrah

That’s goo AJ. Realgoo

A visibly upset turkey vulture fails to hide his disappointment upon realizing that the fleshy elephant had in fact not yet expired.

Mustache. Ride.

Is that the guy from mythbusters?

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

Aside from those handlebars that are throwing me off a bit, I’m 95% sure I did some unspeakably dirty things to (and with) this chick last summer.

Teen Wolf 2.

This guy rocks in so many ways.

Largest imaginary manhood ever, just cupping and having her way. Awesome.

Guy in the front is loving it; Little Lady in the middle is scared shitless; and ‘Ol Blondie Four-Eyes is getting a face full of noxious seven-layer chili dog (and a Diet Coke) fart… so who here is REALLY the Biggest Loser?

I should have known that Hugh Heffner would ruin my favorite shirt. That doesn’t look like erasable ink! Shitballs!!

Awesome. If my mailman did this, or the guy who delivers the paper, I would give a holiday tip every year.