Did you see 34 connect on that punch? Wow. Laid his opponent out. Knocked all his teeth out. Just a vicious vicious punch.

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I am 110% on 34′s side. Anyone who has ever played basketball at any level knows that there is no more annoying kid in the world than the one that yells “ball” repeatedly in your face. Not the goggles kid, not the elbows kid, not even the kid that pounds the floor pretending he is playing for Coach K. The kid who yells ball deserves to be knocked out every time he steps foot on the court.

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Hey 12, clean it up. If you’re going to wear an undershirt at least get the color right. You look disgusting.

What happened Toine? Wheres the shake? Wheres the swagger? Wheres the wiggle? Watching Antoine Walker be all fat and embarrassing makes for the Worst. Day. Ever

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I saw Toine at the corner market near his house in chicago and I gave him one of those heads up like “Yo toine, I can hang, we should hang, kick it, whatever”. And he gave me a nod back like “For sure Big Cat, fo sho”.*

*He actually just looked at me like I had a dick hanging off my forehead and walked out but I like my version a lot better.

Look at Starbury get up that hill fast as fuck. And he only fell once! Pretty fucking good for a hill that looked like Everest Jr. to me. Someone better sign his ass before its too late and he becomes a professional mountain climber instead of professional basketball player.

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I still don’t understand why his line of sneakers never took off. Guy is the premiere athlete of our time.

You know I always had the sneaking suspicion D-Wade was a dick, now I guess we don’t have to wonder anymore. First he divorces his wife, then he signs a deal with the devil (lebron) and now he goes around crushing little kid’s dreams. Just throwing cheeseburgers with extra mayo right back in their face for no reason. I think he even told that first kid he was adopted after he stuffed the shit out of him. I bet he parks in handicap spots at the mall and only takes a penny out of the give a penny take a penny jar at the gas station too.

At this point I hate the Heat so much that if the Heat play the Lakers in the championship I will be forced to root for Kobe Bryant. Either that or I’ll just hide under my bed for 2 weeks and pretend the whole thing never happened.

HAHAHA. Just kidding. No I don’t.

Wow, who would have thought that old Rick was a 2 pump chump. I for one am shocked. Usually like that act like flashy assholes all the time, trying to overcompensate for their love making inabilities. I just never thought that was Rick. He always seemed so down to earth, never drawing attention to himself.

I mean look at the guy, does he seem like someone that would be overcompensating for something by the way he dresses and acts?

Oh well, I guess life is full of surprises.

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Is that the worst sexual performance of all time? 15 seconds? I mean come on Rick, at least go half a minute, then youre stepping into the realm of respectability.

Michael Jordan led the Chicago Bulls to six titles. And while he had Scottie Pippen, there is little question the Bulls were Jordan’s team. So what does Jordan, one of the best-ever in the NBA, think of LeBron James joining with All-Stars Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh to form a super team in Miami?

“There’s no way, with hindsight, I would’ve ever called up Larry, called up Magic and said, ‘Hey, look, let’s get together and play on one team,’ ” Jordan said after playing in a celebrity golf tournament in Nevada. “But that’s … things are different. I can’t say that’s a bad thing. It’s an opportunity these kids have today. In all honesty, I was trying to beat those guys.”

Pretty sure MJ just called Lebron a gigantic pussy. He probably flashed that patented MJ smile too, the one where he is basically saying I’m the greatest basketball player ever, you know it, I know it, and the whole world knows it.

Except this time it was an even bigger smile because Lebron was the only guy who could make an immediate run at MJ’s legacy and now that ship has sailed. Lebron wants to be friends with his competition, MJ would stop at nothing to kick the shit out of his opponents. Thats the difference between the two right there.

The Los Angeles Clippers have reached an agreement in principle with Vinny Del Negro to become the team’s head coach.

The team said Tuesday night in an e-mail that more details would be announced Wednesday.

Good to see the Clippers Finally got one right. I mean any time you can lock up a guy with virtually no coaching experience who is leaving a situation where he was universally hated you have to do it right?

So good luck Clips. Have fun watching a guy try hard but have no clue what he is doing on a nightly basis. Then again it probably won’t be any different than Mike Dunleavy, although VDN does wear nicer suits.

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I would have given anything to be in that interview. How the fuck did Vinny sell them as a head coach? Actually I know how he did. He just said, I’m not Dwayne Casey, boom, hired.