Fact - Intelligent people drink more. The UK’s National Child Development Study has been ongoing since 1958, when it initially classified its participating youths as “very dull,” “dull,” “normal,” “bright,” or “very bright.” The children from these different groups grew up to drink alcohol in similar proportions, with “very bright” subjects drinking the most, followed by “bright” subjects, and so on. This trend is true for both British and American children.

Spy’s Take - No surprise here

Fact - You can marry a dead person in France.

Spy’s Take - And they smell no different than a live one

Fact - It’s against the law to have a pet dog in Iceland!

Spy’s Take - Iceland’s on my shit list

Fact - This will be the first year the NBA Finals will not have Michael Jordan, Hakeem Olajuwon, Kobe Bryant, Shaq O’neal, or Tim Duncan in it since 1990.

Spy’s Take - At least we still have a chance of seeing Brian Cardinal get a ring.

Fact - Even unsafe levels of drinking can decrease the risk of coronary disease

Spy’s Take - Here’s to everyone’s health!

Fact - One in three male motorists picks their nose while driving

Spy’s Take - The other 2/3rds are just scratching

Fact - Maine is the only state that is just one syllable

Spy’s Take - And if you’re anything like me you just ran through the State song you learned in 4th grade.

Fact - The United States has five percent of the world’s population, but twenty-five percent of the world’s prison population.

Spy’s take - USA, USA, USA!!!