Editors Note - With Big Ten play starting this weekend TheHotGlove, led by schwa, will be taking us through the games each and every week. If you need a reason to read it, which you shouldn’t, here are two of them
1. The Big Ten is the best conference on the planet
2. Schwa knows the difference between things like your/you’re and their/there unlike my illterate ass.
So sit back and enjoy….
So… here we are. The Big 10 season is finally underway. And it couldn’t come any sooner. Did you see the schedule of games last week? Pretty much just a waste of everyone’s time - but at least it gave everyone something to do while getting plastered at 1 in the afternoon. Anyway, I’ll have one of these for you every Thursday through the end of the season. And this is no standard ESPN preview. I don’t really care about stats or anything like that. In fact, there’s a good chance very little of this will actually involve football, and that’s definitely a good thing.
THE MOUNTAIN CREEK GAME OF THE WEEK
#11 WISCONSIN @#24 MSU, 2:30 ABC
I’m expecting 3 blowouts in the B10 this week, so this was really a choice between the Badger/Spartan game and the PSU/Iowa game. Personally, I don’t think PSU is that good, and each of those teams have already lost a game. The Badgers and Spartans have been engaged in some pretty good games over the last 5 or so years, and I have a feeling we’re due for another one this weekend. Both teams are running the ball like they’re going up against high school teams, so it will be interesting to see how they adjust when the D’s start loading up the box. Vegas has the Badgers by a couple points on the road, and my gut tells me Bucky will pull this one out. Grab a Creek and enjoy.
Speaking of Creek, I fucking love it. Anytime you have a cheap beer with a high alcohol percentage, I’ll just about guarantee a few things will happen:
- Someone will bleed
- Someone will puke
- Someone might die
It’s also highly possible that all 3 of those things happen to the same person. Sounds like someone needs to learn how to handle their Creek a little better. And WTF - my mind was blown when I learned that they sell MC at Trader Joe’s. Trader Joe’s is so fucking trendy - they sell all this fancy beer and girls get weak in the knees just thinking about their fabulous (their word, not mine) wine selection. But if you take a look on the bottom shelf, you’ll just find sixers of Creek beggin’ for some love. I walk this planet to give them that love.
LEGENDS OF THE HBO LOOP
As anyone with HBO knows, there’s a certain elite group of movies that are constantly stuck on the loop. Here, we’ll highlight the best of the best - movies so awesome that you simply can’t say ‘no’.
That was easily one of the ugliest games I have ever watched
- Timmy