
The Spy’s Fact of The Day
The U.S. Government issued a policy statement for Peace Corps workers telling them what to do if they were attacked by an anaconda: (in sum) Don’t run away because it’s faster than you, remain calm while the snake swallows your feet and ankles. When the snake’s mouth reaches your knees, cut its mouth open and sever its head!
The Spy’s Take: Good ol’ Uncle Sam always looking out for you…
Hey Spy, it’s Friday, where’s the Fake Fact?!…Chill out man, I’m on it
Chad “The Chucklin Clown” Chastain, a 19th century circus performer, was the inspiration for Stephen King’s “It.” Chastain was infamous for extreme body contortion which allowed him to wriggle into other performers’ dressing rooms to ‘choke the chuckles’ out of them.
The Spy’s Take: Chucklin? Not for long…
The Spy’s Fact of The Day
The longest distance a deepwater lobster has been recorded to travel is 225 miles
The Spy’s Take: At least it wasn’t “a lobster that swam the English channel“

They are approximating the length of an average banana.
- Anonymous
Maybe I am slow and deserve to be towards the beginning of this line; but how does one convert kilos, which is a weight measurement, into meters, which is a distance measurement? I assume I am missing the joke.
- Sethry