I’m not really into babies and all that jazz. Like most people see a baby and flip the fuck out, not me, I’m more into myself and sports.

But if more babies acted like Rambo baby here then I may just have to change my opinion. I mean having a mini-rambo crawling around my house all day would be pretty fucking cool. As long as that was all he did. No crying or acting like a baby. Sorry baby, if you don’t like the rules you can hit the road.

I could say how this is such a typical woman driver and obviously she crashed into a house because that’s what women drivers do, they crash, and more specifically crash into houses. Then I could go on and on about how a male driver would have never smashed a house let alone gotten stuck in the first place because men know how to drive and women don’t, etc. etc.

But I’m not going to say those things because I’m extremely mature and the definition of a class act.

At first I was wondering what the fuck was going on here. Respect Authority? Who the fuck does that? That sounds like the worse thing possible especially if you’re a little kid. And then they dropped the J bomb at (:52) and it allll made sense.

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Are they just playing unplugged Rock Band instruments? And did I just see that kid taking out the garbage at 3:37?  Nevermind these kids are Rock Gods.

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I’m pretty sure if you had to explain Rock and Roll to an alien you could just show them this video and be like yeah its the exact opposite of this.

Amen brother. I feel you on this one. Books for christmas? What the fuck? Who gives books for christmas? Even the weird aunt that always gets shitty presents doesnt give books. I mean what are you even supposed to do with a book?

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I’m 99% sure this is exactly why China is going to own our ass within 20 years but I don’t give a fuck. We aren’t a nerd country, we don’t read books, we do awesome shit like wear one piece jammers and play with toys.

Fucking books, these parents should be ashamed.

I need a horn jumpsuit and I need one now.

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Whats with the bassist? Would it kill the guy to smile once and a while? Its called showmanship dude, take a lesson from horn guy, he’s got it coming out of his eyeballs.

Hey idiot, its a fucking TV, that other pug isn’t really there.

Fucking pugs, not only are they weird but they’re dumb as bricks too.

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Videotaping yourself playing video games while your pug freaks out at the TV screen. Pretty sure that’s Rock Bottom.

When ever I jump over a car going 30 mph I always like to make sure I do it in the best possible environment. You know, snow, ice, slippery footing etc. I find it gives me the best possible chance to smash my face into the windshield and crack my skull.

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Quite the week for the Ruskies. Those commie bastards have been dropping straight fire all week. Hats off to them.

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Any surprise this guy walked it off? Fucking russians man, guy gets his teeth knocked out by a car and is still good to go drink a Pint of vodka and hit the sauna later that night.

Hump, Hump, Lawnmower, Hump, Hump, Repeat. You want to know the key to dancing well you just found out because as this guy just showed you its not all about the flashy moves, and technichal difficulty. Dancing is about finding the 1 move that makes all the girl’s horny and then hammering the shit out of it for as long as possible. Eventually they’ll just give in. I know it, this old man knows it, and every babe in the stadium knows it.

Fact - An 80 year old air humping for 2 and a half minutes brings ALL the girls to the yard.

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Assuming they’re not the exact same guy - Air Humper vs Hedonism Rick, who ya got?

He’s also a fucking moron but hey, rather balls than brains right?

They have to be right? Like if you gave me the option to hang out with a serial killer or a pug owner for a day I’m going serial killer every time. Yeah Buffalo Bill may murder me and wear my skin as a suit while he puts his finger in his butt and listens to creepy music but then again maybe he is feeling nice that day and decides he’s too tired for murder.

No such luck with pug owners though, those people are weird all day everyday. That’s why they own pugs, so they have someone to do weird shit with 24/7 like dancing to “Your the pug that I want” in a creepy unfinished basement. No thanks.