Preach On Tommy, Preach On. Everyone knows masturbating an orca with a cow’s vagina counts as touching. That’s Killer Whale touching 101. You learn that in the first day of class. Masturbating a whale’s penis is touching, end of story.

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Does Tommy Lee really still sign his name Motley Crue? That would be like me signing my name with “Top 5 in pts scored for 7th Grade YMCA Basketball”. I mean yeah its cool to put your crowning achievement next to your name but at some point the past is the past right?

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Tommy, I’m 100% behind you on your cause here, sounds real fucked up what theyre doing to these Orcas but come on bro, don’t fucking telling me you never saw someone get masturbated with a cow’s vagina back in your Crue days.  I may be dumb, but I’m not that dumb.

Oooooh. Did you see that? That had skinned knee written ALL over it. And the only thing worse than a skinned knee is a paper cut.

Seriously copper, next time you want to play BMX with your huffy you better act like a man when shit goes wrong. Go cry in your squad car or something but don’t you dare act hurt in front of the audience, that’s just embarassing.

KENNESAW, Ga., Dec. 8 (UPI) — A part-time instructor at a Georgia university is facing charges of exposing himself to students in a classroom.

Raymond Taylor, 57, was arrested Monday, The Atlanta Journal-Constitution reported. He is accused of taking off his clothes during a class at Kennesaw State University.

The incident occurred Nov. 30, university police state in the arrest warrant, and a student reported it Friday.

Taylor, of Kennesaw, is charged with public indecency, according to jail records. He was released Tuesday after posting $5,000 bond.

Taylor, who taught an accounting class, would not discuss the case when a radio reporter called him.

“He will not be teaching again at KSU,” interim Provost Ken Harmon told the Journal-Constitution

I’ve been writing The Hot Glove long enough to have a pretty good idea of when someone is and isn’t guilty based solely on their mugshot and this is as a clean as it gets not-guilty. Just look in Raymond Taylor’s baby blue eyes. Do those look like the eyes of a guy who would randomly take off all of his clothes in a classroom in front of his students? I just don’t buy it.

And even if we suspend all levels of rational thinking and he did actually take of his clothes off, well then it was clear that he was using his naked body as some form of teaching technique. He was thinking outside the box. Its like when Mr. Turner in Boy Meets World made Cory and Shawn like Shakespeare without them even knowing it. Raymond Taylor is teaching with his naked body and the cops broke up the lesson plan before he got to his point. Tragic

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Does Ken Provost think he’s Roger Goodell or something? Just suspending teachers for getting naked left and right. That’s not how it works Ken. Ever heard of 3 strikes? Raymond Taylor gets to get naked at least 2 more times in a public place, and that’s not me talking, that’s the law talking, idiot.

This Guy

Probably won’t lose a bet all year in College Basketball.

Notre Dame +5.5 @ Kentucky

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Reminder, G’s Midnight Oil drops at 10 pm most nights so check back.

And I thought winter in Chicago was bad. Its cold, windy, everyone’s in a bad mood. I basically complain non-stop from December 1st until St Patty’s day. But not this year, because every time it gets below freezing this winter I’ll just watch this video and thank god I don’t live in Russia and have to jump off buildings while attached to a piece of yarn just to pass the time.

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Has anyone ever seen a youtube video of Russia that doesnt look like a nuclear wasteland? Its kind of like the dinosaurs. Yeah they may have existed just like all of Russia may not look like a dump but unless I can see it I don’t believe it.

Urban Meyer has announced he is stepping down as Florida’s football coach for the second time in the past year, making a surprise announcement Wednesday in Gainesville. This time, Meyer did not reference any specific health concerns. He said he wanted to give up the demands of his job in favor of time with his family.

Anyone else think this thing smells fishy? Urban Meyer doesn’t just step down in a quiet public statement in the middle of December. No fucking way. The guy is an egomaniac, if he was really stepping down he’d be on ESPN right now with bells and whistles making a fucking scene.

So what’s the scoop Urban? What do you have up your sleeve? Are there recruiting violations coming your way? Did someone else offer you a better job?

You know what I think, I think Urban Meyer’s heart is in one place and one place only….Denver

(Source) As waistlines grow in America, so do they in our European counterparts. In fact, 50.1 percent of Europeans can be defined as overweight or obese, a number which has doubled in the last twenty years. In terms of obesity, the EU still falls behind the U.S., although there are some countries that are nipping at our heels.

Recent statistics from the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) show that 26.7 percent of Americans are considered obese (BMI of 30 or above), although some research points to a percentage of 30 or higher. The average in the European Union is 15.5%, with five countries — United Kingdom, Ireland, Malta, Luxembourg, and Lithuania—having rates at 20 percent or higher. The U.K. weighed in with the highest obesity rate of 24.5%

Looks like the shoes on the other foot now huh. Hey Europe, tell me how my ass tastes. Bunch of fat babies pretending theyre better than use because they smoke cigarettes and smell like cheese. Whatever, maybe if those fatasses put down their french fries and picked up a newspaper they would realize that America is the best country in the world. We’re faster, stronger, and smarter than everyone in the entire world, and that’s not opinion that’s scientific fact.

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I know that it specifically says in this article we are still more obese than Europe but I don’t give a fuck. Its called selective reading. And no one selectivily reads as well as I do.

Former Jets practice squad player Kevin Fitzhugh has turned down an offer to return to the team in order to keep his job as a railroad conductor, NJ.com reports.

The defensive back was targeted by the Jets to replace injured Jim Leonhard for the rest of this season.

“I told them I’m very thankful for the opportunity,” Fitzhugh told the website. “But right now, being that it would be for just a couple weeks, I feel that I’d rather stay with a secure company and job, somewhere I know I could have long-term employment.”

Jets safety James Ihedigbo was injured in Monday’s 45-3 loss to the Patriots. Leonhard broke his leg in the practice Friday before the game.

Fitzhugh has been working for Norfolk Southern railroad since the Jets released him Sept. 4.

Can it get any worse for the Jets this week? First you lose 45-3 to your rival on national television then you got Average Joes turning down jobs to come play for your team. What a disgrace. I mean clearly the guy watched that game on Monday night and said no thanks, if I’m coming back to the NFL I want to at least have a chance to win the Super Bowl.

I can’t even fathom a bigger slap in the face. Honestly, I know about a million guys that would cut their dick off to go play in the NFL and this guy is passing it up so he can play Thomas the Tank Engine with his friends. I love it.