Wait, so let me get this straight. All you have to do is grab a couple of knifes, dance around in a dirt circle and stab your friend a few dozen times and all the women will be chasing your junk? Sign me the fuck up. Who cares about stab wounds and internal bleeding. Those are minor details when you’re trying to own the dance floor. If I have to get stabbed, so be it. Turkish knife dance is the hot new movie and turkish knife dance is what I’ll be doing come Friday night.

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Someone call up our old friend, I have a feeling this move was made for him.