Of all The Hottest New Dance Moves on The Hot Glove, Like Berney is easily the hottest. And of all the people doing the Berney in the world this kid is easily the best. Its like a black hole of “like Berney”. Just a perfect storm of Berney caught on tape. Berney how it was meant to be bernied. Berney in its purest form.

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If I ever become mature enough to have a child of my own (highly highly doubtful) he will be berneying before he walks. And that’s not a wish, thats a fact.

Been a while since we’ve had a submission to The Hottest New Dance Move category. I guess when times are tough the only thing you can do is put on a catholic school girl skirt and jump up every 10-15 seconds.

WHADDAP!!!

Wait, so let me get this straight. All you have to do is grab a couple of knifes, dance around in a dirt circle and stab your friend a few dozen times and all the women will be chasing your junk? Sign me the fuck up. Who cares about stab wounds and internal bleeding. Those are minor details when you’re trying to own the dance floor. If I have to get stabbed, so be it. Turkish knife dance is the hot new movie and turkish knife dance is what I’ll be doing come Friday night.

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Someone call up our old friend, I have a feeling this move was made for him.

Is this dance move mildly offensive? You bet. Does that mean I can ignore it? Fuck no. I would be letting everyone down if I let my morals get in the way of my dancing. So go ahead and do the wheelchair shawty, just know that you’re most likely going to hell.

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I’m a little upset that Like Berney got dethroned that quickly. Usually takes at least a month for me to find the next greatest move. I guess everyone is coming out with their new shit for the holidays.

Lets face it, nothing says family time around the christmas tree like pretending you are a wheelchair bound handicapped person.

Jesus man, take it easy. You’re just a rookie. You can’t be busting out dance moves like that on your 4th game. Not to mention that was easily the longest introduction I have ever seen. What do you think you’re Hulk Hogan? Hacksaw Jim Duggan? Give me 1 second of the dougie and move on. No need to let it hang. We get it, you like a dance that was hot 6 months ago. Way to be unoriginal bro.

Want to wow the crowd? do it like berney. I guarantee it will be the hottest move within the next month. I was doing it at a Halloween party and people we’re literally picking their jaws off the ground.

Thanks to DP for the tip

If you’ve been following The Hot Glove you know that this is the number 1 place for the latest and greatest dance moves. I don’t stay ahead of the curve, I am the curve. I gave you the butt smash , “getting daggered” , reefin , and most recently smanging it.

Well, those were all things of the past, because I know a winner when I see one and “Like Bernie” is a certified panty dropper. Just act all dead like Bernie Lomax and next thing you know you’ll be beating the ladies off with a stick.

So go ahead, bernie it, but be careful this move is clearly not for beginners.